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That is a picture of me earlier today when I was feeling like shit. Sunday I went to Santa Claus, Indiana. Yes, that really is the name of the town. I went there because my mom was having a company picnic at Holiday World. Its an amusement park with a few roller coasters and a good sized water park. I went on a couple of roller coasters. One of them, called "The Voyage", must have been designed by either Satan, or a schizophrenic engineer. The first three-quarters of the ride is fine, all fun and dandy. But the last half of the ride is an utter nightmare. It twists and turns and jerks you around all over the place, I either pinched a nerve or threw something out of place in my shoulder on that ride. I thought I had whiplash. My kidneys were tied into a knot and my testicles traded place with my lungs. And as far as I can tell the only way that can benefit me is if I ever decide to use my dick as a snorkel. Then I went to the water park and went down a number of very entertaining water slides. That means that I had my sinus cavities bombarded by chlorinated water and who knows what else. With all those people at the park someone was bound to have pissed in the pool. Needless to say I woke up on Monday with a cold that still hasn't gone away yet. I thought it was clearing up but then I started sneezing and coughing again.
Saturday and Sunday I got pulled over. I was driving Ben to McDonald's and back Saturday night. On the way out of the parking lot someone honked at us because they thought I was a noob at driving. So Ben rolled down his window, climbed half way out of the window and flipped this person off. We almost crossed the highway when I saw the lights. The cop knocked on the passenger window where Ben was sitting and I thought Ben was going to wet himself because he thought that we got pulled over because of him. But as it turns out, he had pulled us over because the light that is supposed to illuminate my license plate had burned out. We got off with a warning.
Sunday I'm driving home from Holiday World because Diane had driven to Holiday World. We were all tired so I didn't want to ask Diane to drive. But then I started nodding off and falling asleep behind the wheel. So that's when I cranked up the AC, chugged the remainder of my soda, and blasted the radio. Apparantly my driving had caused many people to pull out their cell phones and call the local state police outpost. I got pulled over for swerving all around the road. I explained the situation to him, that nobody was drunk, we just had a busy day and I was a bit more tired than I thought I was. He let me off with a warning saying, "I know you pay taxes on both sides of the road, but you've got to stay on this side.", with that Diane and I switched seats. She drove home and I slept.
Today I woke up, had the buffet at Pizza Hut and went to my Math 044 class. Which I find easier to understand this semester simply because of the fact that I have a teacher this semester who is better at explaining the problems better than any other teacher I've had for math. After that Diane and I went to Terre Haute to the main campus of Ivy Tech to go straight to the source to figure out what was wrong with my financial aid. The problem was sorted out and I can now afford my tuition and books for this semester and the next. I win. We then bummed around the Honey Creek Mall a short distance away from the main campus. We then went home, and I worked on the BOaC Blog, and now here I am working on this one.
And in case anyone cares I just released episode 6 of season two of Banter Over a Cigarette. You should probably go listen to it, it's really neato.
You can subscribe to the show on iTunes or through email. It's all explained on the site. Go look at it.
I guess thats all for me today. I think I'm off to go play video games now.
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